Multichannel outreach that already stands out on its own — with lumpy mail woven in to make sure they answer. Guaranteed.
Same with the LinkedIn DM. Both cost nothing to send — which is exactly why they cost nothing to ignore. Prospects don't reply to weightless things. They reply to the box on their desk they can't explain to their coworkers.
Woven into the system wherever it counts most — not blasted across your whole list on day one.
Shipped whole, addressed to your exact prospect. Nobody in the building walks past a piñata on someone's desk without asking about it.
A fake newspaper with their face and a headline written about them. It looks real for a second. That second is the whole pitch.
We build a new format for every campaign, matched to the account. If it's not physically impossible to throw away unopened, we don't ship it.
Multichannel isn't a placeholder waiting on a piñata — it's built to stand out on its own. Lumpy mail gets woven in wherever it'll do the most, whether that's the opening move on an account that matters or the break-through when digital's gone quiet.
Email and LinkedIn touches written per account, not copy-pasted from a template. This is doing real work before anything gets mailed.
Call attempts follow the digital touches and reference exactly what's already landed — never a cold, scripted open.
A piñata or a personalized front page ships where it counts most — sometimes the opening move on a priority account, sometimes the break-through when everything else has gone quiet.
"Calling about the piñata that just landed on your desk." Once something physical has landed, every call and message references it.
One coordinated system, not three disconnected teams hoping something lands.
We guarantee booked meetings with the accounts we agree on — full stop. If we don't deliver, that's on us to fix, not you to accept. Multichannel opens every account, with lumpy mail woven in wherever it counts most. You just show up to the meetings.
no "qualified leads" nonsense, promise
Every piñata is hand-built. Every headline is hand-written by someone senior — not a template, not an intern. That doesn't scale past a handful of accounts, so we cap it at 5, on purpose. We work with growing SMEs — 5 to 50 people, moving fast, with no budget for outbound that doesn't convert.