Multichannel + Lumpy Mail

We mail piñatas. Then we book the meeting.

Multichannel outreach that already stands out on its own — with lumpy mail woven in to make sure they answer. Guaranteed.

Open to new clients 3 / 5 spots
The problem

Your cold email landed vanished.

Same with the LinkedIn DM. Both cost nothing to send — which is exactly why they cost nothing to ignore. Prospects don't reply to weightless things. They reply to the box on their desk they can't explain to their coworkers.

What we actually do

Mail that gets opened, shown around, and replied to.

Woven into the system wherever it counts most — not blasted across your whole list on day one.

Fan favorite

The mini piñata

Shipped whole, addressed to your exact prospect. Nobody in the building walks past a piñata on someone's desk without asking about it.

High signal

Their own front page

A fake newspaper with their face and a headline written about them. It looks real for a second. That second is the whole pitch.

And more

Whatever gets the box opened

We build a new format for every campaign, matched to the account. If it's not physically impossible to throw away unopened, we don't ship it.

How it works

One system. Lumpy mail woven all the way through it.

Multichannel isn't a placeholder waiting on a piñata — it's built to stand out on its own. Lumpy mail gets woven in wherever it'll do the most, whether that's the opening move on an account that matters or the break-through when digital's gone quiet.

Every account — Multichannel from day one

Email and LinkedIn touches written per account, not copy-pasted from a template. This is doing real work before anything gets mailed.

Calls, worked in

Call attempts follow the digital touches and reference exactly what's already landed — never a cold, scripted open.

Lumpy mail, woven in

A piñata or a personalized front page ships where it counts most — sometimes the opening move on a priority account, sometimes the break-through when everything else has gone quiet.

Every touch after — points back to it

"Calling about the piñata that just landed on your desk." Once something physical has landed, every call and message references it.

Result — Meeting on the calendar

One coordinated system, not three disconnected teams hoping something lands.

The guarantee
We promise youBooked meetings.
Not leads.

We guarantee booked meetings with the accounts we agree on — full stop. If we don't deliver, that's on us to fix, not you to accept. Multichannel opens every account, with lumpy mail woven in wherever it counts most. You just show up to the meetings.

no "qualified leads" nonsense, promise

Why only 5

We take 5 companies. Not 6.

Every piñata is hand-built. Every headline is hand-written by someone senior — not a template, not an intern. That doesn't scale past a handful of accounts, so we cap it at 5, on purpose. We work with growing SMEs — 5 to 50 people, moving fast, with no budget for outbound that doesn't convert.

3 of 5 spots open Senior team, every client, no exceptions

Cold email vanishes. Piñatas don't.

3 of 5 spots open right now.